Lacazette is Arsenal's record signing at £52m. Sometimes, the cynicism is justified.
PSG head the market at 2/1, while Chelsea can be backed at 7/2, which is the same price for him to stay with the European champions.
I am incredibly harsh on Walcott. So naturally, I had expected to be a bit disappointed that he wouldn't be sold to clear out space for someone else. Anyway, let's read on.
Lucas Perez, a £17m signing from Deportivo La Coruna last summer, wore the club's No.9 shirt last season. They arrived from London four hours earlier and were conducting formalities with world football's minnows, but there didn't seem to be a clock-watcher among any.
So it looked unavoidable, sell the guy or he rots on the bench.
"This is the time of year we prepare to make our success", Wenger told Xinhua on Tuesday.
A pack of lies in one headline, all done to drive traffic. But then I got to thinking...
Wenger wants to hold onto both players.
Is "winning by one or two goals" really United's biggest hindrance?
"For a lot of our young players they'll be coming up against their idols and they get a chance to showcase themselves and showcase Australian football".
Just in case you didn't see last night, the Arsenal squad set off for their pre-season tours of Australia and China.
He had a personal revolution you could say, and came out the other end looking brilliant.
Somebody does sound impressed.
This year, however, things are different.
Their arrival in Sydney began with incredible fanfare at the airport as hundreds awaited their emergence from the international terminal at the airport. He won't get worse, that's for sure.
He added: "I hope that hell be able to take us further with his goals".